Got a toothbrush?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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