I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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