Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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