It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
