Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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