His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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