Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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