I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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