I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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