So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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