theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I think your dad took our porno
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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