We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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