hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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