the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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