I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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