I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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