This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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