Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You're earring is so big in my mouth
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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