Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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