But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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