if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
someone owes me an orgasm
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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