..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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