Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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