is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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