Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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