i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
