...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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