I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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