Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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