hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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