I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
my sisters under your porch take her home
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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