Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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