Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I need to sanitize my soul.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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