Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm just crazy horny about you
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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