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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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