She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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