I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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