So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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