I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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