Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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