so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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