If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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