some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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