Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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