yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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