Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
