i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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