Just fell off a train. Bad.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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