I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
