Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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